she looked like the bat from fern gully.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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