fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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