well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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