I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you traded sex for a burrito?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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