He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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