didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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