She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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