i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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