I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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