My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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