So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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