If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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