4 words: hood of his car
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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