yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
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He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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