Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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