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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.

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(304): Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit. http://tfl.nu/67fb

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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.

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(856): 2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over. http://tfl.nu/sc8m

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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.

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(562): bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea. http://tfl.nu/kow3

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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?

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Considering how often you blow him,high.

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(260): He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds? (1-260): Considering how often you blow him,high. http://tfl.nu/epf2

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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.

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(832): I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW. http://tfl.nu/ohwe

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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.

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(773): We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed. http://tfl.nu/o1n2

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.

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(918): Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met. http://tfl.nu/7r98

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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.

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(916): So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones. http://tfl.nu/pw89

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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?

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(248): Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya? http://tfl.nu/gd64

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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.

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(703): I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM. http://tfl.nu/2ycx

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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased

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Please be lying.

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Im not. Your family was creeped out

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(636): You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased (314): Please be lying. (636): Im not. Your family was creeped out http://tfl.nu/82lj

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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�

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(865): I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up� http://tfl.nu/ojbn

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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome

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(507): If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome http://tfl.nu/ndd2

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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?

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(215): I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack? http://tfl.nu/k7vl

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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.

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(540): There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong. http://tfl.nu/f8bz

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