I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.