i think my tv is drunk
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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