Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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