so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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