I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
