She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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