got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I am naked and annoyed.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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