Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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