Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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