I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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