i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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