I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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