My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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