fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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