That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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