she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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