question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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