Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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