Who wears a wallet chain?!
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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