you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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