I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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