So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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