i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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