break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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