you turned your livingroom into a bong?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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