my mouth tastes like poor choices
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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