You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You ate ashes out of my bong
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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