Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
