glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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