Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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