Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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