Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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