Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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