Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We need a shit load of segways right now
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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