stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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