The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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