i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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