i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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