His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Its about making memories worth repressing
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just gargled with NyQuil
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
