Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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