On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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